Wheres the best place to put the pirate gear on?

do not want to travel to birmingham from wolverhampton dressed as a pirate

Toilet's in the Palasades above New Street?

The McDonalds around the corner from Ethel Street?
Bullring toilets?
Various alleyways around the area?

I shall put a large coat on over the top that will make me look like a drug dealer or some shit then strip off.





























Oh... Then put on a hat.

I know I've used a fitting room before. Best if it's busy.