Title: E-Meter
Description: Alternate uses for the E-Meter
SARS - August 5, 2008 08:30 PM (GMT)
When we do get rid of Co$ what will we do with all the E-Meters that are left behind? Throwing them away would be a waste so what should we do with them? Ideas.......GO
willonomous - August 5, 2008 09:35 PM (GMT)
Sell them and call them ancient GreekGods trapped in Trinkets.
xoixoi - August 6, 2008 03:59 PM (GMT)
Sell the face dials to a really cheap car manufacturer to use as their speedometers.
The cans can be melted down and recycled to be used in a new generation of DC8's (Xenu's favourite plane ... OT3).
The resistors inside can be used to fix up and put into portable radios for those people in Africa ... you know ... the people Hubbard hated.
I guess the really HUGE problem is gonna be the enormous mountain of unsold $cino books. The best solution would be to recycle it all into ... you guessed it ... toilet paper. Hubbard wouldn't write for a penny a word but we could use some every time we spent one.
SARS - August 6, 2008 04:07 PM (GMT)
DaftHats - August 6, 2008 04:26 PM (GMT)
Burn them all, that will solve the fuel crisis for the next few years!
xoixoi - August 6, 2008 04:51 PM (GMT)
Actually I like your idea better. We could also make small bonfires and bake cakes over them. The rest can go to Hatgirls idea of a power station. Of course there is still the issue of all the land they have. Especially that area in the Californian desert with the giant spacecraft landing directions etched on the desert floor. Perhaps someone could invest in an amusement park there? Some thrill rides and other rides. That way, people can have fun and it would counterbalance the misery that once occured there. Balance is returned to the universe.
Ok, back to thread topic. I would love to hear other uses for the emeter.
ScudMuffin - August 6, 2008 08:25 PM (GMT)
we could modify them and sell them as multimetres for a profit.
Swifty - August 6, 2008 08:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ScudMuffin @ Aug 6 2008, 09:25 PM) |
| we could modify them and sell them as multimetres for a profit. |
hmm i wouldn't trust them as a multimetre, would only show that the electricity was stressed
Helmetanon - August 20, 2008 12:56 AM (GMT)
1: Glue them all together in a 20 ft tall pile
2: call the pile a scultpure
3: give the sculpture a pretentious name like "Triumph" or "Disruption" or "Rise and Fall"
4: sell it to the Tate gallery
5: profit.
No question marks necessary. The Tate will buy anything for a silly amount of money.