To the tune of Old MacDonald...

'L. Ron Hubbard had a cult,
ee-i-ee-i-oh,
and in that cult he had tom cruise,
ee-i-ee-i-oh,
With a:'YEAH! YEAH! here and a 'YEAH! YEAH!' there,
Here a 'YEAH!' there a 'YEAH!' everywhere a 'YEAH! YEAH!'
L. Ron Hubbard had a cult
ee-i-ee-i-oh
And in that cult he had...'

Care to continue?

No.

I HOOK THINGS UP
I AM A CONNECTOR
THESE THINGS, THOSE THINGS
I HELP THEM COMMUNICATE

I HAVE NETWORKS
THEY DRAG BEHIND ME
PICK UP DEVICES
FOR ME TO LINK THEM UP

THERE ARE TIMES, PLENTY OF TIMES
I WISH I COULD LET THEM GO
BUT IT'S TIME TO MAKE ME LINK
THINGS I DON'T WANNA KNOW

I'M TRYING TO FIT THEM ALL INSIDE
I'M MAKING MY LAN WIDE
I'M STOPPING BOTTLENECKS
AND I WILL NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL

I AM THE IP
I AM TCP
ALL YOUR DATA STICKS ON ME
AND I KEEP IT WARM

IT WON'T LET ME JOIN
IT WON'T LET ME QUIT
THERE ARE SO GOD DAMN MANY PCs IT GETS HARD TO ACK

I'M TRYING TO FIT THEM ALL INSIDE
I'M MAKING MY LAN WIDE
I'M STOPPING BOTTLENECKS
AND I WILL NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL
NETWORK IT ALL

I'M BUILDING SOMETHING BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
I'M BUILDING THE INTERNET

EVERY LAST ONE
EVERY LAST ONE
EVERY LAST ONE
EVERY LAST ONE

THATS A PIGEON, THATS A CULT! hahahahaha LOL!

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