So far I believe the stance is:

1.) We don't have to say "May contain nuts"..etc but it's best to.
2.) The best thing would to not offer cake, but give it if asked.
3.) No Knifes, at all. Bring Cake pre-cut.
4.) ????
5.) Profit!!

1) Buy at Greggs.
2) 'Steal' Sporks from Spud-U-Like opposite.
3) Paper plates/bowls from Poundland.
4) ???
5) Delicious Cake... I mean Profit.

I may Be able to supply some cake. I take no responsibility for its quality and how popular it is/isn't.

Is it can be chocolate?

How about Jamaican rum cake.... wouldn't be a PR disaster at all

I do have recipes for chocolate cakes... but ... I'm not as practised at them, so there is a higher likelihood of Fail.

I can think of at least think of some people (those that live with me) who believe my cake is FTW. However this is not a guarantee that my cake will not be complete shite.

Yeah, cake is for us, really, not the public, unless they expressly ask for some. Warnings about nuts, etc should be there anyway, just in case. I think buying some from somewhere just for the public (rather than making them) would be our best bet, since that way we don't have to worry about being accused of food poisoning!

If you are making it, you need a Health and safety certificate to hand them out. :(

Luckily, through work, i believe i have one :)
unluckily on the other hand, i need a health and safety approved kitchen, which i don't have :(

Hai guys. Regarding the warnings, allergy advice, disclaimers, etc... I made this. I've been plastering this everywhere, you might have seen it.

BATTENBURG!



:D My favourite.

Can't we at least consider the idea of having Jamaican rum cake?
:D

Doesn't that contain alcohol?..

Yeah so what?...

Should be available for public in general, there's bound to be people kicking up a fuss if we're seen giving alcohol (even if it is a miniscule amount) to any children etc.

I'm just pulling yer legs..... But Jamaican ginger cake made by Mc'vitties would be great

Battenburg is my fav also

This has to be the choice of cake




In morrisons there on offer i think 2 for 75p unless the offer has ended

I'm bringing a swiss roll as well I hope...


I have a question though... If we're going to be wearing masks, How do we eat the cake?

Uhoh... I foresee Epic Fail.

Oes Noes.

Been mentioned and thought of
Moar people are going to have half-masks so that talking to the public/eating/drinking can be done without hassle

Hang on... my dedicated team of engineers and physicists are working on it as we speak....

form a protective shield around anon eating Cake ?

Or... Very very thin cake... which can fit through mask holes.

... Epic win, yet very hard.

Solution Found....


Though the thin cake thesis is widely considered to be a good challenge to the big shield theory

Buy liquidiser ---> insert cake ---> liquidise cake ---> drink through straw?

Yuck.

That picture is GENIUS (fnar fnar).

Best. Idea. Yet.

Ahh, the The Liquid Mastication Model

Liquidized Cake... That... would be quite awesome.

The drama department at my school is allowing me to rob off with a lot of masks, recently they did The Phantom of the Opera... So I have some crummy plastic half masks to bring as well as the funky emotion ones I'll be wearing.

Epic WIN!!!

Yes wpic win indeed, I too have hold of stupid emotion masks and the Phantom Of The Opera half masks, both of them being epic win, but choosing which mask to use or which emotion makes my brain hurt! XD And also, I propose JAFFA CAKES, though some people say they are a buicuit, they are legally a cake.

I'm going to try and adapt my mask once it gets here, to see if there's anyway around this problem. If not, are there any stores in the local area that sell half masks that any of you know of?

Erm... we could also take maybe a gigantic (at least to waist length) white table-cloth/cloak, we can cut some eye-holes and a mouth-hole into it, and anybody eating can wear it???

ooh-err... A bit KKK-like innit?

Get a porta potty, put a sign on it saying "Cake eating facilities".

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Or a Tent.





I'm bringing a few masks with me, so If anyone needs one I should have a few extra.

Ah. Problem. We could... buy lots of ghost costumes and modify them?

Also, a tent could work. But will anyone bring one up?

Tents may block the flow of pedestrians so might not be a good idea

CAKE POWER! CAKE POWER!

If you need a tent or some kind of KKK-style body-covering in order to successfully eat cake then you've got to seriously worry about your table manners! ;)

Malf masks are sold in pretty much any decent fancy dress or party shop, or you could buy a full face mask and cut the mouth/chin part off. Just be careful to round off any sharp edges.

I've been testing out my V for vendetta mask and it's easy enough to pull the bottom of the mask forward away from your mouth enough to take a bite of cake without revealing your face.

This also works for smoking if you're careful. Just blow the smoke downwards so it doesn't get in your eyes.

I don't know, it might look cool having guy fawkes with smoke coming out of his eyes :)


anyway, I think I should have gone for a halfmask this time round, but I got ahead of myself and bought a V mask, so it'd good to hear you can eat and such easily enough.

With any luck then, I'll be able to manage that with mine.